my mom was using my laptop →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see” little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius god damn i’m funny Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
smellehhhhh: livinglovinoloca: have you ever just sat down and thought of a certain person and you realize oh my god.. they’re just so cute like not just in looks but the way they act and speak and joke around and talk and how they react to things and it’s just so cute dizzy
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
Admit it, you like me.: Introductions of Avatar →
omgricebunny: Avatar: The Last Airbender Katara: Water. Earth.Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony, then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred…
I meant what I said to you. I wasn’t just playing...
gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
gangsta one direction: oh oh
gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!
st3phascope: master-dik: i don’t know how to survive school anymore ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
family feud host: name a four legged animal
contestant: a snake
rest of family: GOOD ANSWER WOW NUMBER ONE ANSWER FOR SURE
vinyasanya: gabyferret: misterbrownn: occupyiowa: The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST4RhWdlMQ “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.” Spread links to the mirrors. Keep firing. this shyt is fkn ridiculous. WHAT THE FUCK I have no fucking words